How to Make Ecstasy

Let's face it, Ecstasy or "X" isn't what it used to be. In the old days it was pure and high grade and today you never know what you're getting on the street corner or at the club. So, we're going to tell you the super-secret ingredients on how to make Ecstasy including pimping out your MDMA formulation better than any backstreet pharmacologist could.

What many people don't realize is that the ingredients for Ecstasy can be obtained from your local drug store or grocers. Once you have the list of ingredients to make X then there is a very simple brewing process that you'll need to undertake.

Ingredients to Make Ecstasy

Once you have gathered the above list of ingredients to make Ecstasy, you'll need a few more kitchen items to proceed. Some people will use a blender while others prefer a coffee grinder. By grinding the ingredients together slowly and letting the aroma waft around the room you'll get a slight buzz.

You won't want to taste your homemade Ecstasy just yet, however, as it will be bitter to the tongue. The next step is to brew your concoction in a coffee maker. I know this sounds far-fetched but it works. When the ingredients have brewed, some people will let it set and evaporate and then taste the residue.

Others however enjoy drinking this brew especially in the morning with their meals. If you drink this version of X at night at a club you may stay awake all night, so please be advised.

Now, for the real dope on what I've just told you and the other club drugs we talk about on this website. Yes, you may feel tricked, but so be it. I'm sure you've come to this page because of a school project or because you have a friend or relative who needs to know how to make Ecstasy, not you.

The super-secret ingredients above are for a substance I like to call "coffee". Instead of buying the ingredients separately you can just purchase coffee beans from the local grocery store, then grind and brew it yourself.

If you came here looking for the real method on how to make Ecstasy then you may have a problem with addiction or drug abuse. Seek help. There is no need to write nasty emails either. I've heard it all before and then some.

For other just as ridiculous tales please see our pages on How to Make Cocaine and How to Make Crystal Meth as you'll be equally amused or enraged. This is a drug and alcohol rehab site for heaven's sake. What were you expecting?