How to Make Cocaine

So, you've come here to find out how to make cocaine so that you'll end up addicted and in jail. Perhaps you hope to avoid these last two points and just make money off of selling this illicit drug.

Making Cocaine

Or perhaps you're simply curious or doing this for a school project (wink, wink, nod, nod). Or perhaps you think a loved one is making crack cocaine and you're wondering if all of the new ingredients you're seeing around the house is geared towards doing this.

That said, cocaine is made from the leaves of a coca plant. If you don't have this then you're jumping the gun (perhaps literally) in wanting to know how to make cocaine. If you do have the coca leaves then you should already know how to make cocaine, which begs the question of why are you here?

If you want to know the authentic and not the garage or kitchen style of making cocaine, then perhaps a trip to Colombia is in order. Several TV shows have highlighted how the small time farmers will grow the coca leaf, chop it up, throw in some caustic substances, let it drip like gutter slime into a sewage looking caldron and then extract the material from this.

The farmers make pennies on the dollar where the drug cartels, drug runners and finally cocaine dealers make most of the money. So, by now you'll realize that I'm not going to tell you how to make cocaine. You see, I don't want you addicted, in jail or dead. Get into rehab if you have a problem. Or if you're doing "research" then go somewhere else.